1. I’m probably the worst self-applier of sunblock lotion. Random streaks of red skin on my thighs, my neck, and my temple lobe always appear after returning from the beach or basically any time I emerge from out of my hovel into the sunlight. That’s why I’m the palest southern Californian you’ll have the pleasure to meet. There’s only so much aloe vera I’m willing to slather.
2. I watered the outside plants around the house before I left to do errands, and the wind decided to pick up and spray back onto me and my dress. I also walked into a large spiderweb while turning on the spigot thing. I need a Dexter plastic smock for my birthday, y’all.
3. Something I fear in life is ever developing one of those front rump things (pictured above). It confuses me as to what it exactly is and what it took in someone’s life to create it. Any information on prevention/treatment would be a helpful.
4. It’s July already? FUUUDGE.