Sad Face

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Things that give me a sad_face:

  • Favorite artists or comedians who can’t fill up the venue. Or once-popular acts now playing at Indian casinos.
  • Trader Joe’s removing their chili lime pistachios and dried pineapple rings from the stock.
  • How a piece of clothing looks so lovely on the hanger, but once I try it on I look like a flat, yet pregnant bag lady. Let’s put a moratorium on the dumb floaty shirts trend, yes?
  • Wreaths on car grills during the Christmas season.
  • How my unsettling addiction to Ice Breakers Sours causes erosion to the roof of my mouth.
  • Billy Idol singing Frosty the Snowman.
  • Having to rethink eating breakfast when wearing an outfit because apparently I have the fine motor skills of an ape, causing much spillage. Currently deciding between a bib, a smock or remaining in pajamas.
  • The state of Owen Wilson.
  • Watching Married Life and waiting for Collin Firth to make his way onto my screen, only to realize half way in that I mistook freaking Chris Cooper for Firth. Dumb thumbnail size poster on Netflix and my crappy eyesight.
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About bunkercomplex

My name is Andrea, and I'm a 23 year old Southern California girl and a newly minted Speech-Language Pathologist. When I’m not high-fiving 8-year-olds for finally producing a good /r/ sound, I fill my time with Peter Gabriel, Ayn Rand, Phil Hendrie, bicycles, Korean stationery, movie marathon nights, and baking. You can email me at bunkercomplex@gmail.com.
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3 Responses to Sad Face

  1. ajamison says:

    Which artist are you thinking of in #1?

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